Map Aids in Stalking Stars at Staples Center.

I just saw the sporting enthusiast equivalent of maps to stars homes. You know the ones the panhandlers sell that provide the street address’s and maps for your favorite stalking subjects complete with pictures and GPS coordinates? Well now you can get the same service, at Staples Center.

High profile names like Dustin Hoffman, Dyan Cannon, Khloe Kardashian, and yes even Richard Simmons adorn this new graphic of the Lakers home court outlining just where your favorite victim err star sits to watch the sweaty dribble of Bryant and company.

If I were a season ticket holder and on this list I would drop a line to my lawyer requesting extra security at home games. This is information that just isn’t necessary to normal B-Ball fans.